Philadelphia Eagles center Jason Kelce isn’t just a beast on the field; he’s proving to be a legend in the studio too. This holiday season, the man who protects Jalen Hurts like Santa protects his naughty list is back with another musical gem: Santa Drives an Astrovan, performed with Philly’s own Mt. Joy.

Yes, you read that right—an Astrovan. Forget the sleigh; apparently, Santa’s been trading reindeer for horsepower, and we can only assume Jason’s baritone bellow helped pick the playlist for the ride. Rumor has it, Rudolph’s GPS is powered by cheesesteaks and Philly grit.
Kelce has been known to belt out a tune or two before—he’s already proven he can harmonize as well as he can pancake defenders. But this track, with its mix of holiday cheer and whimsical charm, might just cement his status as Philadelphia’s unofficial King of Christmas. (Step aside, Gritty.)
The collaboration with Mt. Joy is pure magic. You can feel the fun they had recording it—whether Jason’s crooning about Santa’s questionable choice of ride or playfully making us all wonder how many football players it takes to fit inside an Astrovan.
So, if you’re looking for a way to get into the holiday spirit while also picturing Jason Kelce in an ugly Christmas sweater, holding a mic like it’s the Lombardi Trophy, Santa Drives an Astrovan is your jam. It’s festive, it’s Philly, and just like Kelce, it’s impossible not to love.
Check out Santa Drives an Astrovan below, follow A Philly Special Christmas on Instagram and be sure to order your own copy of A Philly Special Christmas Party today!
While you’re hear, you might as well check out Maybe This Christmas with Jason Kelce and Stevie Nicks!
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