{"id":9333,"date":"2026-11-07T07:45:00","date_gmt":"2026-11-07T13:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/?p=9333"},"modified":"2026-10-30T19:48:48","modified_gmt":"2026-10-31T00:48:48","slug":"mischief-night-minis-5-a-squashed-pumpkin-%f0%9f%8e%83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/mischief-night-minis-5-a-squashed-pumpkin-%f0%9f%8e%83\/","title":{"rendered":"Mischief Night Minis #5: A Squashed Pumpkin! \ud83c\udf83"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s time for another <strong>Mischief Night Mini!<\/strong> This week, Tim has a couple of pumpkin jokes ready for Lucy. Unfortunately, things get a little carved up along the way!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"622\" src=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-1200x622.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-1200x622.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-640x331.jpg 640w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-767x397.jpg 767w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-1536x796.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-1023x530.jpg 1023w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/mischief-night-minis-005-2048x1061.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Tim:<\/strong> &#8220;Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Lucy:<\/strong> &#8220;Why?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Tim:<\/strong> &#8220;It was feeling a little <em>squashed.<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Lucy:<\/strong> &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Tim:<\/strong> &#8220;I know. I really carved it up.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well, at least Tim is getting some mileage out of his pumpkin jokes! \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you heard a good pumpkin joke lately? Share it with us, and maybe we&#8217;ll feature it in a future Mischief Night Mini!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time for another Mischief Night Mini! This week, Tim has a couple of pumpkin jokes ready for Lucy. Unfortunately, things get a little carved up along the way! Tim: &#8220;Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor?&#8221; Lucy: &#8220;Why?&#8221; Tim: &#8220;It was feeling a little squashed.&#8220; Lucy: &#8220;That&#8217;s terrible.&#8221; Tim: &#8220;I know. 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