{"id":9257,"date":"2026-10-24T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T13:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/?p=9257"},"modified":"2026-10-16T09:05:33","modified_gmt":"2026-10-16T14:05:33","slug":"mischief-night-minis-3-a-vampires-favorite-sport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/mischief-night-minis-3-a-vampires-favorite-sport\/","title":{"rendered":"Mischief Night Minis #3: A Vampire’s Favorite Sport"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s time for another Mischief Night Mini!<\/strong> This week, Tim has a joke ready for Lucy. It’s a real home run\u2026 or maybe just a swing and a miss!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tim:<\/strong> “What do you call a vampire who likes baseball?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lucy:<\/strong> “I don’t know.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tim:<\/strong> “A bat-ter!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lucy:<\/strong> “You practiced that one, didn’t you?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hey, a good joke takes practice! Besides, when you’re a vampire, baseball bats are probably pretty handy. \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What do you think? Is Tim getting better at telling jokes, or should he stick to playing in the outfield?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Check back for more Mischief Night Minis<\/a><\/em>, featuring Tim and Lucy and their ongoing supply of silly jokes and Halloween mischief!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another Mischief Night Mini! This week, Tim has a joke ready for Lucy. It’s a real home run\u2026 or maybe just a swing and a miss! Tim: “What do you call a vampire who likes baseball?” Lucy: “I don’t know.” Tim: “A bat-ter!” Lucy: “You practiced that one, didn’t you?” Hey, a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1,465],"tags":[12,204,1363,79,147,987,1362],"class_list":["post-9257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-childrens-books","tag-blog-2","tag-books","tag-comic-strip","tag-comics","tag-family","tag-mischief-night","tag-mischief-night-minis"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5JMKA-2pj","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/Mischief-Night-Minis-003.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9258,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9257\/revisions\/9258"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}