{"id":3648,"date":"2017-05-24T18:24:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-24T23:24:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/?p=3648"},"modified":"2017-05-24T18:24:34","modified_gmt":"2017-05-24T23:24:34","slug":"the-butt-butler-is-kickingrash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/the-butt-butler-is-kickingrash\/","title":{"rendered":"The Butt Butler is #KickingRash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-3653\" src=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp.jpg\" alt=\"bp\" width=\"279\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp.jpg 640w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp-160x160.jpg 160w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp-120x120.jpg 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 279px) 100vw, 279px\" \/><\/a>Things I like, hamburgers, nights out, and sleeping. Things I don&#8217;t like, making the bed, picking up toys, and jumping on my furniture. That is why I am working with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ButtPaste.com\" rel=\"nofollow\">Boudreaux\u2019s Butt Paste\u00ae<\/a> to start #KickingRash and taking names.\u00a0For this post I\u00a0have partnered with Life of Dad and Boudreaux\u2019s Butt Paste\u00ae, but my opinions are my own.<\/p>\n<p>Taking care of an itchy booty is just one of the things this dad does for his kids. So much that I might as well consider myself employed as the resident butt butler to these kids. &#8220;DAAAADDDYY!!, BOOOTYYY!!&#8221; is all I need to hear to know what needs to be done. When my kiddos have a red booty they need something that&#8217;s going to work and work fast. Bourdreaux&#8217;s\u00ae new Maximum Strength Butt Paste\u00ae is exactly what is needed when those little butts get too red. With no harsh ingredients it&#8217;s amazing how\u00a0being formulated with 40% Zinc Oxide\u00a0can start relieving diaper rash in as little as three hours!<\/p>\n<p>What I really like about the product is that while it&#8217;s great to use with your own kids, it&#8217;s also a good gift for baby showers. You could go with one of the other creams, but seeing someone&#8217;s face opening up Butt Paste, it&#8217;s great. It&#8217;s pediatrician recommended so why not pick some up. You can get it at stores like Target and Amazon!<\/p>\n<p>So Bourdreaux&#8217;s\u00ae sent me the new Maximum Strength Formula Jar, and it does exactly what it&#8217;s supposed to do. My kids are super happy after the Butt Butler visits. I would even be bold as to claim that the Butt Butler is more popular at bringing joy and happiness to our family than even Santa. That&#8217;s right, the big red jar is even better than the big red guy.<\/p>\n<p>I bet you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;How can this dad be so confident that something called Butt Paste\u00ae is better than Santa?&#8221; Well, I am glad you asked, because I am going to prove it!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/ButtPaste.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-3659\" src=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/ButtPaste.gif\" alt=\"ButtPaste\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a>Here in exhibit A; you can see very clearly how Butt Paste\u00ae can easily take care of messy bed. I&#8217;m not the best bed maker, but you can see that Boudreaux&#8217;s Butt Paste\u00ae does a pretty good job.<\/p>\n<p>Sure it&#8217;s just the bed. It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m not gonna mess it up again. But this Butt Butler likes keeping my bed beautiful, I just don&#8217;t like making it. Thanks Butt Paste\u00ae!<\/p>\n<p>In my next example you can see how a messy floor covered with toys can be cleaned up with ease. The over 2x the rash fighting ingredient\u00a0of Butt Paste\u00ae makes cleaning up these toys a breeze.<\/p>\n<p>Last but not least, the kids themselves. Yeah Butt Paste\u00ae takes care of the rashes and itchy booties of these two adorable monsters, but what about their behavior?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, we already see that Butt Paste is #KickingRash at making beds and picking up toys. How about getting these two stuntmen to calm down. Watch and see.<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VtM8oGcLrvE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Imagine that! Butt Paste\u00ae does wonders on the kids themselves! Actually, it doesn&#8217;t but I sure wish it did. It works so well that I could have sworn that it was going to make my bed, pick up the toys, and keep the kids from jumping around the house. I guess the Butt Butler will just have to start\u00a0#KickingRash myself.<\/p>\n<p>Be sure to follow Butt Paste\u00ae on social media!<\/p>\n<p><b><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buttpaste.com\">buttpaste.com<\/a>\u00a0<\/b><b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/buttpaste\">facebook.com\/buttpaste<\/a>\u00a0<\/b><b><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/buttpaste\">buttpaste<\/a>\u00a0<\/b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/buttpastebaby\"><b>instagram.com\/buttpastebaby<\/b><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I like, hamburgers, nights out, and sleeping. Things I don&#8217;t like, making the bed, picking up toys, and jumping on my furniture. That is why I am working with Boudreaux\u2019s Butt Paste\u00ae to start #KickingRash and taking names.\u00a0For this post I\u00a0have partnered with Life of Dad and Boudreaux\u2019s Butt Paste\u00ae, but my opinions are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3653,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"The Butt Butler is #KickingRash #ad #sponsored http:\/\/wp.me\/p5JMKA-WQ","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,183],"tags":[367,12,605,80,570],"class_list":["post-3648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-reviews","tag-ad","tag-blog-2","tag-boudreauxs-butt-paste","tag-reviews","tag-sponsored"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/bp.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5JMKA-WQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3648"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3685,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions\/3685"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}