{"id":2061,"date":"2016-01-16T13:18:27","date_gmt":"2016-01-16T19:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/?p=2061"},"modified":"2016-01-16T13:18:27","modified_gmt":"2016-01-16T19:18:27","slug":"the-bathroom-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/the-bathroom-prison\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bathroom Prison"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #222222;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-2062\" src=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison-640x640.jpg\" alt=\"The Bathroom Prison\" width=\"317\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison-640x640.jpg 640w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison-160x160.jpg 160w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison-60x60.jpg 60w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison-120x120.jpg 120w, https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 317px) 100vw, 317px\" \/><\/a>So I got locked in the bathroom. That&#8217;s not something I usually start off a blog post about. Well today getting stuck in the bathroom happened to me. It was an odd experience for me. This isn&#8217;t the first time that this has ever happened to me. The last time was probably when I was five or six years old and at that time I locked the door and then couldn&#8217;t figure out how to unlock the door to come out. I remember it like it was yesterday, but that&#8217;s probably more because of how young and traumatizing the experience was.<\/span><br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/><br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/><span style=\"color: #222222;\">Fast forward to the present and here I am in the bathroom. The bathroom has a lock, so I locked it. It also has a handle that you pull to engage the latch bolt that helps keep the door closed. Well from outside of the bathroom the handle worked perfect. It was a different situation inside. No matter how much I pulled the handle the door would not open. I locked and unlocked the door again. No luck. I tried it again. No luck. I tried, and tried, and tried, again. No luck. It was at this point that I had to pull out my phone, I was defeated and trapped. Now hopefully my cell signal will make it through the brick.<\/span><br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/><br style=\"color: #222222;\" \/><span style=\"color: #222222;\">I ended up calling a co worker to come help me out. It was a ridiculous phone call but I didn&#8217;t have any other alternative. Which brings me to my final statement. Do not forget your phone when you go to use the restroom. Ever.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I got locked in the bathroom. That&#8217;s not something I usually start off a blog post about. Well today getting stuck in the bathroom happened to me. It was an odd experience for me. This isn&#8217;t the first time that this has ever happened to me. The last time was probably when I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2062,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"The Bathroom Prison #dadbloggers #bathroom #brokendoors","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[371,12,374,373,372,152],"class_list":["post-2061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-inside","tag-bathroom","tag-blog-2","tag-help","tag-locked-doors","tag-prison","tag-work"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/The-Bathroom-Prison.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5JMKA-xf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2061"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2065,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2061\/revisions\/2065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2062"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stlouisdad.com\/s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}